riverpiracy:

bro pull up rn. i’m sending you my location. this place is popping tf offff

📍big rock candy mountain

x-unnamedgraves-x:

iambaddie:

iambaddie:

“HER EYES WERE BLUE BUT MINE WERE BROWN”

- Genghis Khan (ca. 1198)

hjarta:

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

demon4dilfs:

norman bates was 27 years old running the bates motel. she should’ve been at the club

evilwizard:

gnome giving an emergency briefing to the U.S. president: you humans have no word for it… i suppose the closest approximation would be… “berrydeath”

nerdy human scientist (wiping his forehead with a moist handkerchief): jesus christ

square-faced general: if only we could use it as a weapon

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

somewhere in my mind there is an alternate version of the odyssey where odysseus died at troy and it’s just his ghost trying so desperately to get back to ithaca. the fates won’t let him go home because it’s not right for a corpse to want to live

Haha is my emotional support word 🥹

froody:

some will never understand the sacred bond between a NEET with a fucked up sleep schedule and the world’s most harried nightshift worker that they entertain over DMs every weeknight

classichorrorblog:

10 Werewolf Movies To Consider For October/Halloween